Fresh on Monday

Stress is best
served fresh on Monday
But today’s a sun day
So do this my way
and enjoy the weekend

Stress is best
served hot in the office
But let’s just talk this
through and break the rules
enjoy the weekend

I know you’ve got two papers due
I know you’re trying to pull through
Academia is exhausting
Look at the cost
see yourself spent
The day went and you’ve been typing all night
is this worth the hype?
If so, I’ll go, and let you know you’ll always have my support
But if not, this crazy cohort has a better plans and it says

Stress is best
served fresh on Monday
But today’s a sun day
So do this my way
and enjoy the weekend

Stress is best
served hot in the office
But let’s just talk this
through and break the rules
enjoy the weekend

I know you’ve been eating granola bars
I know your car’s been parked all day
Academia is exhausting
Look at the cost
see yourself spent
The day went and you’ve been typing all night
is this worth the hype?
If so, I’ll go, and let you know you’ll always have my support
But if not, this crazy cohort has a better plans and it says

Stress is best
served fresh on Monday
But today’s a sun day
So do this my way
and enjoy the weekend

Stress is best
served hot in the office
But let’s just talk this
through and break the rules
enjoy the weekend

Your homework’s destroyed your disposition
I’d hate to be in your position
Academia is exhausting
Look at the cost
see yourself spent
The day went and you’ve been typing all night
is this worth the hype?
If so, I’ll go, and let you know you’ll always have my support
But if not, this crazy cohort has a better plans and it says

Stress is best
served fresh on Monday
But today’s a sun day
So do this my way
and enjoy the weekend

Stress is best
served hot in the office
But let’s just talk this
through and break the rules
enjoy the weekend

I’ve been there too, 2 am with too much to do
But I beach bum to unwind and undo the effects
Academia is exhausting
Look at the cost
I see myself spent
The day went and I’d still been typing at 5 am
It’s just barely worth the hype
But I know, you’re busy, so this will the best for me
And when you’ve got time, look for this half of the we

Because
Stress is best
served fresh on Monday
But today’s a sun day
So do this my way
and enjoy the weekend

Stress is best
served hot in the office
But let’s just talk this
through and break the rules
enjoy the weekend